Peep Show2003

[Jeremy is making friends with the carpenter who is fixing their bathroom door]

Jeremy Usborne:
[voiceover] Sh*t, we're so angry together. The righteous indignation of the common man. Maybe we could start a union, the woodworkers and general persons union.

[to the carpenter]

Jeremy Usborne:
Listen bro, you fancy a bit of a jam? I've got a bongo, we could have a cheeky toke.

Andy:
Yeah, why not? Sweet as.

Jeremy Usborne:
[voiceover] Maybe we'll become best mates and he'll train me up to be a carpenter like Jesus. And if I get crucified, he'll start a religion in my name. Jeremism. I'm a Jeremist. Nice.