Peep Show2003

Mark Corrigan:
The truth is, and I really wish it wasn't true, but I'm a... paedophobe, to be honest.

Jeremy Usborne:
Oh. Right. [voiceover] Oh, my life! [to Mark] I mean, I... I suppose I always wondered whether...

Mark Corrigan:
I've always felt really weird around children, you know?

Jeremy Usborne:
Right. Yeah. [voiceover] Act supportive or punch his lights out? [to Mark] And are you going to get help for...

Mark Corrigan:
I don't know. I mean, what sort of help can you get for an irrational fear of children?

Jeremy Usborne:
[releases what Mark meant and is relieved] Paedophobe! Oh, right.

Mark Corrigan:
Well, what did you think I meant? [pause] Oh my God, Jeremy!

Jeremy Usborne:
It's just, paedo, phobe, I mean, they're both bad. I thought you were saying you were a mega-paedo!

Mark Corrigan:
You thought I was saying I was a mega-paedo? And your reaction was that you'd always wondered?