Peep Show2003

Midwife:
OK, darling. Baby's doing fine, I just want to see how you're doing, see how dilated you are, OK? [she puts on a rubber glove]

Mark Corrigan:
[voiceover] Hmm, stuck on the Medical Channel and there's no remote control. [the Midwife slips her hand between Sophie's legs. Sophie winces. Mark and Jeremy look at each other awkwardly]

Jeremy Usborne:
Maybe some... music?

Mark Corrigan:
Yes. Yeah, m-maybe some music.

Sophie Chapman:
[gasps] Uh-huh.

[Jeremy goes over to a small hi-fi and switches it on. Panpipe music plays]

Mark Corrigan:
[voiceover] What a bastard. That's gonna drive us all totally bonkers.

Midwife:
Yeah, you're doing great, you're fully dilated. Your baby's coming. There's no time for an epidural. [Sophie groans. The midwife leaves]

Sophie Chapman:
She put her whole hand in!

Mark Corrigan:
Blimey.

Sophie Chapman:
I didn't think she'd put her whole hand in!

Mark Corrigan:
No, God.

Jeremy Usborne:
Look, maybe I should go.

Mark Corrigan:
[voiceover] Of course, brings the insufferable music, then goes. He's like the 1980s.