Peep Show2003

Jeremy Usborne:
Ah, you see! He did do it, but for a nice reason. Who's the racist now, Mark?

Mark Corrigan:
[leaving an answerphone message] Er, Sophie, if you heard that, please ignore it. I'm not a racist, far from it. Anyway... it's good to hear your voice. I know it's only a recording but you have got a bloody nice voice and... God, uh, I just called up to say hi and then...

[sings awkwardly]

Mark Corrigan:
Then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like... I like you.

[pause]

Mark Corrigan:
I mean, not that. But anyway, I noticed that the paper in the photocopier is running a bit low so, I know it's not really your job but, you know, so... see you tomorrow.

[puts the phone down]

Mark Corrigan:
F***, f***, f***, f***!

Jeremy Usborne:
Oh, f***!

Mark Corrigan:
Oh, my God.

Jeremy Usborne:
Jesus!

Mark Corrigan:
I've really f***ed it. Have I f***ed it?

Jeremy Usborne:
Maybe it was charming.

Mark Corrigan:
It was the behaviour of an oddball.

Jeremy Usborne:
No, not an oddball, a maverick... um, you may not play by the rules but, by Christ you get results.