Peep Show2003

Trish:
[Whilst among a group of Dobby's friends playing a music quiz in which one person gives vague descriptions of bands/solo artists without using their actual name and the other person must guess the name of the band/solo artist in each description. The person describing the band/solo artist must also not use the actual names of any other bands/solo artists in their description] Right, Jez and Hans... go!

Super Hans:
Er, widely regarded to have nicked our sound?

Jeremy Usborne:
The Chemical Brothers.

Super Hans:
Correct. Eh, bullshitters turning wank into cash?

Jeremy Usborne:
Flaming Lips?

Super Hans:
Correct. Oh, arsehole?

Jeremy Usborne:
LCD Soundsystem.

Super Hans:
Fakers?

Jeremy Usborne:
Pavement.

Super Hans:
Yep. Uh, oh, we thought we had her number and you got a bit overexcited, but uh, it turned out to be a not very funny joke?

Jeremy Usborne:
Lily Allen.

Super Hans:
Correct. [someone laughs off screen] Phoneys?

Jeremy Usborne:
Foo Fighters.

Super Hans:
Yeah. Uh, oh, demanded the Ramsgate blowj*b?

Jeremy Usborne:
Mumford & Sons?

Super Hans:
Mmm.

Trish:
That's your lot!

Super Hans:
Oh.

Jeremy Usborne:
[voiceover] I'm so good at this, but I bet not one person here is gonna give me a blowj*b. [shakes his head in disappointment]