Peep Show2003

Nancy:
Oh, Jez, I was wondering if you could sleep on the couch tonight. I'm on my way to see Metallica at Wembley Arena and I've taken a couple of E's so I'll gonna start feeling pretty horny soon, and if I meet somebody, which, um, you know, I probably will, we'll wanna come back and bone. So, I'll need the bed. Later.

Jeremy Usborne:
[meekly] See you later.

Nancy:
Oh, by the way, we need milk. Later, Mark.

Mark Corrigan:
Uh, OK, later.

[she leaves]

Mark Corrigan:
Metallica? Milk? Is everything all right?

Jeremy Usborne:
[sheepishly] I had an affair with Toni by mistake and Nancy found out because I told her.

Mark Corrigan:
Why?

Jeremy Usborne:
Because of stupid honesty. And now we're going to stay married but apparentely our relationship is nothing more than a husk.

Mark Corrigan:
A husk? That doesn't sound good.

Jeremy Usborne:
Do you think maybe, if I plead and plead and plead, she'll forget all about it and things will go back to like before?

Mark Corrigan:
Honestly?

Jeremy Usborne:
Quite honestly, not brutally honestly.

Mark Corrigan:
Then... yeah, absolutely.

Jeremy Usborne:
Cheers, mate.

Mark Corrigan:
No problem, mate.