Peep Show2003

Mark Corrigan:
Sh*t, Jez, I don't think I can do it, I don't think I have a good enough reason to call off this wedding.

Jeremy Usborne:
I know a reason.

Mark Corrigan:
What?

Jeremy Usborne:
I've got a reason for you not to marry Sophie, but you have to promise you won't be angry with me.

Mark Corrigan:
What is it? Did you get off with her?

Jeremy Usborne:
No! God. Something else, but you've got to promise not to be angry.

Mark Corrigan:
[impatiently] OK, I promise, release the gold.

Jeremy Usborne:
OK. Well, actually I did get off with her. I snogged her at the JLB Conference.

Mark Corrigan:
What? You're kidding! You're my best friend and you copped off with my fiancee? You... lovely bastard! This is dynamite! This is the perfect excuse! Why the hell didn't you tell me about this earlier?

Jeremy Usborne:
Well, I thought you might be angry.

Mark Corrigan:
I am angry, very angry, but also incredibly relieved! It's difficult to express both emotions at once!