Penn & Teller: Bullshit!

Penn & Teller: Bullshit!2003

Penn & Teller: Bullshit! is an American documentary television series that aired from 2003 to 2010 on the premium cable channel Showtime. more »



H2O Petitioner:
Can I get you guys to sign a petition? [When asked, "For what?" she replies:] For banning dihydrogen monoxide. [the signer says, "Oh yeah, I'll sign that."] Thank you very much!

Penn Jillette:
And our petition woman was getting signatures right and left. Oh, okay, mostly left; but man, there's a lot of people against that evil water.

H2O Petitioner:
It's everywhere, and we really just need to ban it.

Penn Jillette:
These passionate, informed people didn't even need to ask what dihydrogen monoxide is. They didn't... even... ask.

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