Perfect Strangers1986

[Balki had baked "Bibby Bobkas" -- a Myposian pastry and Larry, Jennifer and Mary Anne have just tasted them for the first time.]

Larry Appleton:
Balki... this cream filling is INCREDIBLE! I mean, these not only taste good, they... they make me FEEL good! Like listening to music! Like looking at great art! I feel... I feel... Taller! Balki, your Bibby Bobkas are so good, I think you should sell them.

Balki Bartokomous:
[through laughter] Get out of this city! I wouldn't feel right taking your money. [Larry shakes his head]

Larry Appleton:
No, Balki, I don't mean sell them to US. I mean sell them to other PEOPLE. It can be a nice little business venture. You'd make a couple extra bucks and get a lesson in Free Enterprise.

Balki Bartokomous:
ENTERPRISE?! You mean I could meet Captain Kirk and Scotty?

Balki Bartokomous:
[Imitating James Doohan] I'll have full power in an hour, Captain. But I'll need more dylythium crystals.

Larry Appleton:
No, no, no... No, Balki. That's the STARSHIP Enterprise. FREE Enterprise is the American way of doing business. I'll... I'll tell you what. You whip up a batch of Bibby Bobkas, and tomorrow, I'll take 'em to restaurants and see if anybody's interested.

Balki Bartokomous:
Now, Cousin, Cousin, you don't just "whip up" Bibby Bobkas. I mean, this took me all morning; And I'm the best Bibby Bobka baker on Mypos. Believe me. Baking Bibby Bobkas is a back-breaking business.

Larry Appleton:
I understand, Balki, baking Bibby Bobkas is a back-breaking business. But... you're doing it alone. There are four of US. We'll... we'll all do it together. It'll be like a party.

Jennifer Lyons Appleton:
[smiling with impression] That's a WONDERFUL idea, Larry!

Mary Anne Spencer Bartokomous:
[likewise] Yeah. What do you say, Balki?

Balki Bartokomous:
Well, I... I guess we could bake up a batch of Bibby Bobkas and see if anybody buys.

Larry Appleton:
[grinning as he nods] Beautiful.