Perfect Strangers1986

Larry Appleton:
Why would you do that? It's not my birthday! It's not Christmas! Why would you buy this for me?

Balki Bartokomous:
Why would I buy this for you? Why would your best friend buy you a present? What am I... the first best friend you've ever had?

Larry Appleton:
[laughs and raises his hand as if to dismiss the idea]

Balki Bartokomous:
Am I the first best friend you ever had?

Larry Appleton:
[laughs again, even less convincingly]

Balki Bartokomous:
[somewhat shocked] I *am* the first best friend you've ever had!