Saving Silverman

Saving Silverman2001

Stars: Steve Zahn, Jack Black, Jason Biggs, Amanda Peet
Genre: Comedy, Crime, Romance
Rating: PG-13
Runtime: 90 minutes

Darren (Jason Biggs of American Pie) is convinced that he'll never know love, since his one true love moved away during high school. To cheer him up, Darren's best friends Wayne (Steve Zahn, Out of Sight, That Thing You Do) and J.D. (Jack Black, Hig… more »



J.D.:
Hey Sandy! It's me, JD, I went to high school with you, remember?

Sandy:
Um, no I don't think I recall...

J.D.:
Yeah, c'mon. Remember? I went to prom with a tux painted on my naked body?

Sandy:
Um...

J.D.:
Yeah! And then I spilled punch on myself and everyone could see my dong?

Sandy:
No, JD, I really...

J.D.:
Oh yeah! We had chemistry together and I tried to light a fart with the Bunsen burner and I ended up singeing my balls... still can't grow hair on my left nut. Sucks.

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