Phineas and Ferb2007

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
Ah, Perry the Platypus! Come in, get trapped, listen to my back story: When I was a child, I grew flabby, which made me want to make the Fitness Equipment Lock-inator. Bahm-bahm-baahm! I just run on this treadmill and out comes a sonic beam that locks every other piece of fitness equipment in the Tri-State Area... blah blah blah... everyone's fat and tired. I sprint into City Hall and take over.

[Perry easily uncouples the manacles holding him]

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
No! Perry the Platypus, don't do it! Don't push the self-destruct button. This one right here.

[Doofenschmirtz presses the button himself]

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
Oopsie-daisy! Pushed it myself. Grr, boo, hiss. That's right. I'm a loser. All right, go on now. You won fair and square. Curse you, Perry the...

[Perry flies away]

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
And he's gone. I can't believe he fell for that Decoy-inator.