Please Like Me2013

Josh:
I think I'd be pretty good at therapy. Would you like some free therapy?

Arnold:
All right.

Josh:
Arnold, what's wrong?

Arnold:
Okay, I use up most of my energy worrying that I'm doing things wrong, and that everyone is just thinking I'm a big idiot.

Josh:
No, that's irrational. Nobody's taking any notice of you. Nobody cares about you. Just stop doing that. Yeah? Boom! Therapy! Next problem!

Arnold:
I have issues with my dad. You know, about me, like, not playing football and just liking the color pink...

Josh:
And butterflies?

Arnold:
Yeah, butterflies. I like butterflies.

Josh:
Well, it doesn't matter what your dad thinks because you're an adult. So just move on. Boom! Cured!

Arnold:
Wow.

Josh:
Okay?

Arnold:
Well, I don't know. I just I guess I feel like I'm not good enough.

Josh:
Oh, babe. No, you're good enough. You're great.

Arnold:
Good enough?

Josh:
Yeah, just enough. Boom! Therapy! Healed! No charge.

Arnold:
Incredible. I feel better already.

Josh:
Not one dollar.