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Police Squad! is an American television comedy series broadcast on the ABC network in 1982, created by David Zucker, Jim Abrahams, and Jerry Zucker, and starring Leslie Nielsen as Frank Drebin. A spoof of police procedurals, the series featured Zuck… more »


Mrs. Twice:
[while being interrogated about the murder of her husband] Ralph was such a good man. Who could have done such a horrible thing?

Capt. Ed Hocken:
Did he owe any money? Doctor bills, gambling debts, book of the month club?

Mrs. Twice:
No, nothing. Just two more payments on our solar telescope.

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