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Police Squad! is an American television comedy series broadcast on the ABC network in 1982, created by David Zucker, Jim Abrahams, and Jerry Zucker, and starring Leslie Nielsen as Frank Drebin. A spoof of police procedurals, the series featured Zuck… more »


Dutch Gunderson:
[on phone with Stella] Schnooky lumps. You never called me that before. What happened last night to bring this on?

Det. Frank Drebin:
[instructing Stella what to say] When you held me in your manly armes and crushed me to your lips, I discovered what it meant to be a real woman. When I think of your handsome face, your cruel lips, your strong chin, the way you touch, the way you smother me with kisses...

Dutch Gunderson:
Honey, I gotta go.

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