Police Squad!1982

Det. Frank Drebin:
All right, Eddie. Let's go over it again. Where were you last night?

Eddie Casales:
I told you a dozen times, I was at the movies.

Norberg:
[Norberg comes in carrying a box of sandwiches] I've got the sandwiches here.

Ed Hocken:
All right, Eddie, you went to the movies. Now what did you see?

Eddie Casales:
I told you, I don't remember!

Norberg:
[sniffs a paper bag] Who had the egg salad?

Ed Hocken:
[sarcastic] 'I don't remember'

Norberg:
Hey, somebody ordered it.

Det. Frank Drebin:
You can't expect us to buy that.

Norberg:
But I already paid for it.

Eddie Casales:
Why don't you give a guy a break?

Norberg:
Thanks a lot.

Eddie Casales:
What's the charge, huh?

Norberg:
Eh, 4.58.

Ed Hocken:
What're you trying to do, insult us?

Norberg:
Okay, 3.50. Coffee's on me.

Eddie Casales:
I told ya, I went to the movies, I fell asleep, I don't remember!

Det. Frank Drebin:
You don't expect us to swallow that!

Norberg:
All right, I'll eat it! But I don't think it's fair that I should have to pay for it. [walks off with sandwiches]