Portal2002

[Apex speaks only with silent text bubbles.]

Apex:
Let's see what Dirk is doing right now.

Truggy:
Yes, sir.

Dirk Ruddy:
Oh, I got one. Hey Apex, what's the matter: starstruck or just struck? Eh! Nah. Hey Apex, I'll teach you how to act. You can start by playing dead! Nah. Hey Apex, you know why your coat is pink? Huh?

Apex:
WHAAAAAAT!?!?!?!?

Dirk Ruddy:
Hey Apex, I got a movie for ya.

Apex:
You snot-nosed little brat!

Apex:
How dare you!

Dirk Ruddy:
Because I'm Dirk Ruddy. Hey Apex...

Apex:
Stop with the one liners.

Dirk Ruddy:
Yes sir. Huh?

Apex:
Go ruin your career in the most humiliating manner you can possibly imagine.

Dirk Ruddy:
What? No, don't! Cut it out! I'm Dirk Ruddy!

Apex:
Now this I have to watch.