Portlandia2011

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Hi. Uh, what is this for, Toni? [to the people in line] This is our store. You're in the way of our store. What are you all waiting for?

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This is a sacred storefront and a women's space.

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We can't get in. Look. [demonstrates by walking forwards and backwards]

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Our customers need a safe passage, as do we. This is no longer a safe space for women!

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We're gonna go in and we're gonna come out in 20 minutes and I want you guys gone. We're a peaceful organization, but at this time this makes me very war like. So help me God, I will jump from head to head using your skulls as stepping stones into the river that is the street and I'm going to take tea and take a sip of it and spit it into each and every one of your mouths. Oh, it'll burn me, but it'll burn you twice. Burn me once with me tea, shame on me. Burn me twice in your own mouths, shame on everybody involved!