Portlandia

Portlandia2011



[Cult leader Aliki is on his deathbed saying goodbye to his followers]

Aliki:
My beautiful Peter.

[Peter gazes sorrowfully at Aliki]

Aliki:
I'm gonna miss touching my Peter... washing my Peter...

Peter:
I'm gonna miss you.

Aliki:
[turning to Nance] Nance.

[Nance sniffles sadly]

Aliki:
You can be a real b*tch.

Nance:
[weepily] Please don't go.

Aliki:
Nance, you're being a b*tch.

[Nance nods, still sniffling]

Aliki:
Okay? It's so bitchy of you to ask me to stay. I gotta go.

[Nance shakes her head no]

Aliki:
Tell me to go.

[Nance more intensely shakes her head no]

Aliki:
Don't be a b*tch, Nance.

Nance:
[weepily] Go. Go.

Aliki:
Thank you, Nance.

[Nance nods]

Aliki:
For dialing your b*tch down a little bit.

[Nance nods]

Aliki:
It means a lot to me. [turning to followers he doesn't know by name] You three? You're nice people, I'm sure. [closes his eyes and commences death rattle]

Nance:
[shaking her head no, whispering through tears] Do not go.

Aliki:
[snaps out of it and looks at Nance] You're being a dumb b*tch. [resumes death rattle]

0.0 / 0 votes
754

Share your thoughts on this Portlandia's quote with the community:

0 Comments

    Translation

    Find a translation for this quote in other languages:

    Select another language:

    • - Select -
    • 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
    • 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
    • Español (Spanish)
    • Esperanto (Esperanto)
    • 日本語 (Japanese)
    • Português (Portuguese)
    • Deutsch (German)
    • العربية (Arabic)
    • Français (French)
    • Русский (Russian)
    • ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
    • 한국어 (Korean)
    • עברית (Hebrew)
    • Gaeilge (Irish)
    • Українська (Ukrainian)
    • اردو (Urdu)
    • Magyar (Hungarian)
    • मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
    • Indonesia (Indonesian)
    • Italiano (Italian)
    • தமிழ் (Tamil)
    • Türkçe (Turkish)
    • తెలుగు (Telugu)
    • ภาษาไทย (Thai)
    • Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
    • Čeština (Czech)
    • Polski (Polish)
    • Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
    • Românește (Romanian)
    • Nederlands (Dutch)
    • Ελληνικά (Greek)
    • Latinum (Latin)
    • Svenska (Swedish)
    • Dansk (Danish)
    • Suomi (Finnish)
    • فارسی (Persian)
    • ייִדיש (Yiddish)
    • հայերեն (Armenian)
    • Norsk (Norwegian)
    • English (English)

    Quote of the Day Today's Quote | Archive

    Would you like us to send you a FREE inspiring quote delivered to your inbox daily?

    Please enter your email address:

    Citation

    Use the citation below to add this movie quote to your bibliography:

    Style:MLAChicagoAPA

    "Portlandia Quotes." Quotes.net. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 8 Nov. 2024. <https://www.quotes.net/mquote/828439>.

    Know another quote from Portlandia?

    Don't let people miss on a great quote from the "Portlandia" movie - add it here!

    Quiz

    Are you a quotes master?

    »
    Who said: "Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future."?
    A Jimmy Carter
    B John F. Kennedy
    C Lyndon B. Johnson
    D Gerald Ford