Puppets Who Kill2002

Sue:
Hey it's the new greeter, congratulations.

Evelyn:
We totally relate to your struggle. [They both nod]

Dash Dagger:
Really?

Sue:
Don't think we haven't tasted rejection.

Evelyn:
We have, big time.

Sue:
Like once, I wasn't invited to a party.

Evelyn:
Aw.

Sue:
I was totally humiliated.

Evelyn:
I once had a piece of Spinach stuck in my tooth and nobody even told me. Oh God, it was so humiliating.

Dash Dagger:
I once got dragged behind a truck! [they both look disgusted at him]

Evelyn:
Oh.

Sue:
Got to go, bye. [they start walking off]

Dash Dagger:
You have no idea what I'm going through you vacuous idiots!

Sue:
Wow, what an attitude.

Evelyn:
See that's what happens when we're nice to ugly people.