QI2003

[Each panelist was given a board of magnets to try and spell out words or sentences]

Jimmy Carr:
[reading his board] "Put Smarties tubes on cats' legs, make them walk like a robot."

Stephen Fry:
[amidst applause] Brilliant. That is absolutely wonderful. You used all your letters!

Alan Davies:
THAT is unbe-f***ing-lievable! It makes sense!

Jimmy Carr:
It doesn't make a whole lot of sense!

Alan Davies:
They would walk like a robot! It's an idea, it's giving people an idea!

Jimmy Carr:
I don't know if you saw, but I was on Countdown last week.

Bill Bailey:
It puts this completely to shame. [holds up his board where he's spelled "Gay Elf Romp"]

Alan Davies:
[about Jimmy] I can't even imagine how you managed to do that!

Stephen Fry:
No, I'm sure you can't.

Bill Bailey:
I've got to try that.

Jimmy Carr:
It's a lovely day to spend an afternoon!

Stephen Fry:
Yes!

Jimmy Carr:
If you let them go down the stairs, its especially good.