QI2003

Sean Lock:
[Stephen has mentioned his prep school tailors] You had a tailor? For a suit you had made up when you were five?

Stephen Fry:
It was a particular outfitter. The school outfitter.

Sean Lock:
"Which side does young sir dress on?"

Alan Davies:
That's written on the bathroom wall!

Stephen Fry:
Oh heavens, why did I bring it up?

Sean Lock:
Did you have to get measured up for shorts?

Stephen Fry:
Oh, Lord.

Bill Bailey:
"Would sir like to wear a cravat on the cross-country run?"

Stephen Fry:
You are all such beasts.

Sean Lock:
"I suggest a cummerbund for geography."