Screwed

     

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Stars: Norm MacDonald, Dave Chappelle, Elaine Stritch, Danny DeVito
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Rating: PG-13
Runtime: 81 minutes

Screwed was another nail in the coffin of former Saturday Night Live wisecracker Norm MacDonald, following his dismal previous film, Dirty Work. However, while Screwed isn't particularly funny (the jokes about dentures, dog poop, and dead bodies … more »


Willard Fillmore:
Why the hell did you do that for?

Rusty P. Hayes:
I was scared!

Willard Fillmore:
What? So everytime you're scared you have to hit someone over the head with a desk lamp?

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