Quantum Leap1989

[Sam is confused about his sudden fluency in Russian]

Marina:
You talk Russian, you talk English.

Sam:
So do you.

Marina:
No.

Sam:
Yes, you do, you- you're speaking English right now.

Marina:
One, two words.

Sam:
That's three. And "You talk English. You talk Russian", that's four more - seven. And "no" is eight.

Marina:
You funny, Alik.

Sam:
"You funny" - eight, nine, ten. How many more words do you know?

[Marina responds in Russian]

Sam:
No, in English.

Marina:
Yes, no, hello, good-bye, capitalists exploit the working class.

Sam:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a second. Where did you learn that?

Marina:
You.

Sam:
Me?

[looks at the newspaper he is holding:
the socialist periodical The Daily Worker]

Sam:
Oh, of course me.