Quantum Leap1989

[Sam has to deal with a pair of very flirtatious twins]

Dr. Sam Beckett:
[taking them in his arms] Let me ask you, ladies, what... is it exactly that you have in mind?

Lisel:
Well, Elsa and I have a political function to attend. And we thought...

Dr. Sam Beckett:
[starts kissing them one by one] Something, uh, wild, or something... free?

Admiral Al Calavicci:
Hey! Is that part of me still in you or what?

Dr. Sam Beckett:
Maybe.

Admiral Al Calavicci:
Stop this!

Elsa:
Maybe?

Dr. Sam Beckett:
Maybe we should make some of those uptight political types really suffer! So why don't you ladies get out of those clothes, slip into some robes? We'll wash you... [handkiss] We'll rinse you... [handkiss] And I'll think of something really nasty for your hair. Rraorr!

[the twins growl back and disappear in a corridor; all the while, Al's face has become longer and longer]

Dr. Sam Beckett:
Ha! You're drooling!

Admiral Al Calavicci:
Of course I'm drooling. Why are you doing this to me? I never had my own little set of twins, ha-ha.

Dr. Sam Beckett:
Because you deserve it.

Admiral Al Calavicci:
Huh?

Dr. Sam Beckett:
You nag me if I don't resist women, and you nag me if I do resist...

Admiral Al Calavicci:
You're doing this to torture me!

Dr. Sam Beckett:
Yes. And it's working.