Quantum Leap1989

[the morning after "Arnold" enraged the Chi Kappas and Alia has discovered who he really is]

Mike:
What's wrong with you?

Alia:
Nothing.

Mike:
Where'd you disappear to last night? I tried to call you.

Alia:
I had a study date, or did you forget?

Mike:
No, I didn't forget. But that was before your date tried to break up our initiation.

Alia:
I know. I was there. It was hilarious watching you all plowing through the bushes looking for him, with Arnold safely curled up in my backseat.

[Mike grabs Alia]

Alia:
Get your hands off me.

Mike:
This is me, baby. Mike. Your guy.

Alia:
My ex-guy.

Mike:
Don't tell me you're hot for that wimp.

Alia:
Oh, you'd be amazed, Mike. A man's performance on the basketball court has nothing to do with his performance in bed.