Quantum Leap1989

Frankie Washarskie:
[performing her own routine] I was harassed by the police, and all I was doing was walking my little poodle -... - Yeah, my little poodle, her name was Tis, and, oh, she was the cutest little teacup you ever did see. Well, I let her off her leash to use the, uh... Well, to go to the, uh... You know. Out of nowhere comes this big old black cat, and it races by, and Tis - boom! - takes off into the bushes, right after her.

Dr. Sam Beckett:
This is a sad story.

Frankie Washarskie:
Yeah, well, I go into the bushes and lookin' for her. Of course, though, I wasn't, uh, naked. -... - But I was just, er, comin' out of those bushes, right about the corner, and I was callin' my dog, when all of a sudden, this policeman comes up to me, and he grabs me, and he arrests me, and he hauls me in front of the judge!

Dr. Sam Beckett:
What for?

Mack MacKay:
For steppin' on his act.

Frankie Washarskie:
No, No, No. For soliciting with the purpose of prostitution.

Mack MacKay:
Well, it doesn't surprise me.

Frankie Washarskie:
Well, it surprised me, I mean, I wasn't. I was just standin' on the corner callin' my dog, sayin', "Here, Tis! Here, Tis!"