Quantum Leap1989

Sam:
Ziggy?

Ziggy:
Yes, Dr. Beckett?

Sam:
You've made brilliant theoretical hypotheses with minimal data over the last four years.

Ziggy:
That's true.

Sam:
I'd like you to do one now.

Ziggy:
I don't think so, Doctor.

Dr. Donna Eleese:
Why not?

Ziggy:
I'm dealing with too many data-limiting factors: the Admiral, this Captain Tom Jarret he's leapt into, a year no one had the foresight to preload into my memory banks. Actually, I was doing quite well absorbing the year until Franklin Delano Roosevelt died. It depressed me. Try me in 11.6 hours.

Sam:
What if the Admiral doesn't have 11.6 hours?

Ziggy:
I believe your brain is still slightly magnafluxed, Dr. Beckett, or you'd remember I never experience guilt. That's a flaw found only in human computers. Good night, Doctor. Have fun, you two.

Sam:
Ziggy!

Dr. Donna Eleese:
It won't do any good.

Sam:
Why did I give him Barbara Streisand's ego?