Quantum Leap1989

Sam:
Oh my God, your brain's swiss-cheesed.

Admiral Al Calavicci:
My brain is fine.

Sam:
No it's not, the leap swiss-cheesed it.

Admiral Al Calavicci:
Stop saying that!

Sam:
It's nothing to be ashamed of! Do you remember the first time I leaped, I couldn't even remember my own name.

Admiral Al Calavicci:
Al. My name is Al.

Sam:
[after waiting expectantly for a few seconds] Al what?

Admiral Al Calavicci:
[pauses, then laughs awkwardly] You think I've forgotten my own last name?

Sam:
[laughs and smiles] I'm about to bet on it.

Admiral Al Calavicci:
[suddenly remembers] Well, you lose! It's Beckett. Al Beckett. Ha!

Sam:
[starts to laugh] It's Calavicci. Al Calavicci. HA! Ha ha!

Admiral Al Calavicci:
[very confused] It's Calavicci not Beckett?

Sam:
[still laughing] No.

Admiral Al Calavicci:
Well then, who the hell is Beckett?

Sam:
Me. I'm Beckett.

Admiral Al Calavicci:
[yells] GUSHIE!