Queer as Folk2000

[Brian tells Ted he plans to buy Babylon]

Brian:
I want it!

Ted:
Oh, you want it! What for?

Brian:
I gotta keep the boys off the street at night. I gotta provide them with a warm, friendly environment in which to use illegal substances and have promiscuous sex - safely, of course.

Ted:
Noble sentiment. But investment-wise, not very practical.

Brian:
And what would be practical, Theodore? To get married? And move to the suburbs? And become a home-lovin', child-raisin', God-fearin' imitation heterosexual? And for what? So that I can become another dead soul, goin' to the mall, droppin' my kids off at school, and having barbecues in the backyard? That's *their* death. Not mine. I'm a cock-sucker! I'm queer! And to anyone who takes pity or offense, I say, "judge yourself." This is where I live. This is who I am.