Queer as Folk2000

Brian:
When did you change?

Michael:
What?

Brian:
When did you become this pious, sanctimonious, judgmental twit?

Michael:
The point is not when did I change, the point is why haven't you? When are you gonna stop being some over-the-hill club boy and grow up?

Brian:
Oh, so now I'm the object of your disapproval, too. You and the Nutty Professor get married, in f***ing Canada! You move to Stepford Avenue with all the other ersatz heterosexuals, and suddenly that gives you the right to make pronouncements on everybody else's life? Well, welcome to the other side of your perfect marriage, Mikey. It's called gay divorce. Fags and dykes can f*** up their lives just like the rest of the world.