Queer as Folk2000

Lindsay:
In your own weird, subversive way, you're not a bad father.

Brian Kinney:
Well, I prefer to see myself as the anti-dad.

Lindsay:
Whatever you are, if you'd like to spend more time with him, all you have to do is ask.

Brian Kinney:
I think I'll stick to my un-credited cameo appearances.

Lindsay:
You know, one day in the not-too-distant future, we'll be watching him graduate from school. Then I imagine he'll meet a lovely young girl - or boy. Get married, maybe. Have grandchildren, maybe.

Brian Kinney:
Oh, you really know how to kill a moment, don't you?

Lindsay:
Don't worry. I'm sure you'll be the hottest, handsomest anti-grandpa ever.