Queer as Folk2000

Michael Novotny:
Think I'd look good with a new haircut? I think I would, do you?

Brian Kinney:
What did have you in mind?

Michael Novotny:
I don't know. Maybe buzz it all off or bleach it.

Brian Kinney:
That'd be cool... for two years ago. So, what's wrong?

Michael Novotny:
Nothings wrong. Why you think somethin' is wrong?

Brian Kinney:
Because every time when somethings wrong you wanna change you're hair.

Michael Novotny:
That is so not true!

[Deb comes up with the coffee]

Brian Kinney:
[to Deb] Michael's thinking about changing his hair.

Debbie Novotny:
Oh God. Baby, what's wrong? Tell me.