Queer as Folk2000

Preacher:
It was so good to have you young men in our service tonight.

Justin:
It was *very* inspiring.

Preacher:
Give God the glory.

Cody Bell:
Mind if I ask you a question, Pastor?

Preacher:
Please.

Cody Bell:
This book [holds up Bible] - you have to believe all of it, not just some of it, right?

Preacher:
That's right.

Cody Bell:
So... do you like shrimp?

Preacher:
Well, as a matter of fact, I do.

Cody Bell:
Because in Leviticus - a few scriptures before that man lying with man is an abomination one - it also says it's an abomination to eat shellfish. And... shrimp are shellfish, right?

Preacher:
What's your point young man?

Cody Bell:
I believe the point is, if you can eat shrimp, we can eat cock.

Preacher:
[awkward silence] Son, you need the lord. You need to accept Jesus.

Cody Bell:
Oh, I accept Jesus. It's a**holes like you I have a problem with.