Queer as Folk2000

Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt:
It always looks so much smaller.

Michael Novotny:
What does?

Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt:
Your life. Especially after returning from a near-death experience.

Michael Novotny:
Like watching the Oscars. [lowering his voice] Immediately proceeded by...

Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt, Michael Novotny:
"The Barbara Walter's Special!".

Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt:
I'm glad you're here.

Michael Novotny:
You are? Well, ah... I... uhm...

Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt:
What?

Michael Novotny:
I'm... ah... I'm glad you're here too. [Ted smiles.] And if you ever wanna talk about this..., or other stuff...

Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt:
Other stuff?

Michael Novotny:
You know, if there's some... You know, something you can't talk about.

Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt:
Like what?

Michael Novotny:
I don't know. You know, maybe if you talk about it, it might help it? But, you, ah, you might not get what you want. But... Oh, sh*t!

Brian Kinney:
[interrupting the conversation] Are you going to come eat the chicken?

Michael Novotny:
... I'm gonna arrange the daisies.