Queer as Folk2000

Justin Taylor:
[Justin sees Melanie and Lindsay from across the street. To Daphne] Look! That's them. Brian's lesbians. [crossing the street] Hey. Hey! How's it going?

Lindsay 'Linz' Peterson:
I'm sorry, do we know you?

Justin Taylor:
I'm Justin. Brian's friend. I was there the night Gus was born. I named him.

Lindsay 'Linz' Peterson:
Yeah...

Melanie 'Mel' Marcus:
Oh, right! So when Gus ends up pumping gas, we'll have you to thank. [Lindsay laughs.]

Justin Taylor:
This is Daphne.

Daphne Chanders:
Hi. I'm not lesbian, but I, I... I'm a big fan. [Lindsay and Melanie don't know what to say.]

Justin Taylor:
He's gotten so big already.

Melanie 'Mel' Marcus:
Oh, well, you would too if all you did was sleep and eat all day.

Daphne Chanders:
He does.

Justin Taylor:
He's like the cutest baby I've ever seen. If you ever need a babysitter...

Lindsay 'Linz' Peterson:
Don't say that unless you mean it.

Justin Taylor:
And if you need any help carrying stuff to the car, I'll be glad to be of... [Lindsay immediately hands the bags over to Justin.] [slowly] ...assistance.

Melanie 'Mel' Marcus:
Wow, you're good for a thousand and one uses.

Daphne Chanders:
I'll see you later.

Justin Taylor:
I don't know.