Queer as Folk2000

Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt:
[Ted and Emmett are at Torso, where Emmett is checking out new clothes.] I'm out.

Emmett Honeycutt:
At work? That's fabulous.

Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt:
I'm out of the scene, I mean. I've made up my mind. No more bars, no more baths, no more clubs... You'll never see my face at Babylon again.

Emmett Honeycutt:
Oh, please. You can't let one little drug-induced coma get you down. [putting on a tee] What do you think?

Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt:
You look unbelievably trashy.

Emmett Honeycutt:
Tuck me into it. I'll buy it.

Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt:
You missed my point entirely. Everything we do, even the clothes we wear, is a conscious or, worse yet, unconscious attempt to get laid.

Emmett Honeycutt:
Yes, it's true. There's an overemphasis on sex. But why not buy two sizes too small and come with it?

Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt:
Because, tragically, some of us were not born to wear Lycra.