Queer as Folk2000

Dr. David Cameron:
[Michael is waiting for David in his office, when he walks in.] I didn't realize we'd scheduled a follow-up visit.

Michael:
We didn't. I told them it was an emergency.

Dr. David Cameron:
What's the problem?

Michael:
I'm a jerk. Can you adjust that?

Dr. David Cameron:
Provided it's not a permanent condition.

Michael:
See, the thing is, I don't date very often. You know, real, eat-a-meal, talk, stare-into-each-other's-eyes kinda date. So I... I kind of freaked. And I'm sorry, I was such an a**hole.

Dr. David Cameron:
You weren't an a**hole.

Michael:
Believe me, I've seen a**holes, and... [realizing the pun] I mean..., ah..., I feel shitty about it..., and I really like you. And I think you might actually have liked me.

Dr. David Cameron:
I do like you.

Michael:
You do? Well, do you think we could start over?

Dr. David Cameron:
Sit down. You're adorable, you know that?