Queer as Folk2000

Lindsay 'Linz' Peterson:
We've been thinking of names. Mel wants to call him Abraham after her grandfather, but I like Gus. [Brian looks at his son, then over to Justin.]

Brian:
What do you think?

Justin:
You wouldn't survive a day in school being named Abraham, but I guess Gus is okay.

Melanie 'Mel' Marcus:
Thank you very much, and who the hell are you?

Brian:
His name's... Juh...

Michael Novotny:
Justin.

Brian:
You were on the phone when he shot his load all over me.

Lesbians In The Room:
Ugh...

Lindsay 'Linz' Peterson:
Oh, Brian!

Brian:
He can't help it. He's only seventeen.

Melanie 'Mel' Marcus:
So you and Lindsay each had an infant tonight.

Brian:
But mine doesn't suck on my tits, unless I want him to. [looking back at Gus] Gus! It's a good butch name. Come on Gus; give your daddy a smile.