Queer as Folk2000

Brian:
[Brian stretches his hand over to the other side of the bed to stop the alarm, wakes up, and realizes that Justin is in his bed.] What the f*** are you doing here?

Justin:
You said I could stay.

Brian:
Right. Your parents. They think you're at a friend's. [rising to sit on the bed, noticing the mess in the loft] Jesus Christ! What the hell happened? [Justin laughs.] Don't tell me. I was doing handstands.

Justin:
And juggling. You're not very good.

Brian:
Sh*t! Why do I do these things? [Justin tries to answer.] I'll tell you why. Was that f***ing pig Anita. She told me that was E. That wasn't E, that was some sh*t they cooked up in a bathtub in Tijuana.

Justin:
That's why you should never take drugs that aren't prescribed by a physician or recommended by a reliable pharmacist.

Brian:
[laughing] What are you, a public service announcement?