Queer as Folk2000

Michael Novotny:
We need a secret code word like "Shazam" so that if I get into a tight spot, you could come and rescue me.

Brian Kinney:
Tight spot? How about "butt-plug"?

Michael Novotny:
"Butt-plug" might be a little hard to work into a conversation.

Brian Kinney:
Because that's what you are, pretending you're one of them.

Michael Novotny:
I couldn't help it!

Brian Kinney:
Or you could've told her the truth instead of acting like a scared little f*ggot. You should've just said, "I take it up the ass, sweetheart. Deal with it!".

Michael Novotny:
Right, right. By the way, I noticed you got the jeep repainted. [They have finally reached the bar.] God this place is like "Breeders' Central". Butt-plug, butt-plug, butt-plug, butt...

Brian Kinney:
[pushing Michael down the jeep] See ya, Mikey.