Queer as Folk2000

Brian Kinney:
A million dollars?

Melanie 'Mel' Marcus:
That's the general idea.

Brian Kinney:
A million f***ing dollars?

Lindsay 'Linz' Peterson:
Brian, please? You'll wake the baby.

Brian Kinney:
Well the answer is no. Definitely not.

Melanie 'Mel' Marcus:
I don't understand the problem. I mean, Lindsay told me you offered to help support him.

Lindsay 'Linz' Peterson:
It was very generous.

Brian Kinney:
Well that's different than a life insurance policy.

Melanie 'Mel' Marcus:
It's simply in case something happens to you.

Brian Kinney:
Like I'm decapitated on a railroad crossing? Or burned beyond recognition in some gas explosion? You know, I can just imagine the grisly deaths you've conjured up for me.

Melanie 'Mel' Marcus:
Like in case you get sick.

Brian Kinney:
[pausing] ...Ah. Even better.

Melanie 'Mel' Marcus:
Considering your life. When's the last time you're tested.

Brian Kinney:
Six months ago! I was negative.

Melanie 'Mel' Marcus:
That's twenty-six weeks and a hundred and eighty-two one-night stands.

Brian Kinney:
You know I've always admired people who can multiply in their heads. And I'm always careful.

Lindsay 'Linz' Peterson:
Look, this isn't for us. It's for our son. We need to make sure he'll be provided for.

Brian Kinney:
And all I have to do is die.

Melanie 'Mel' Marcus:
Hopefully, not before you sign these papers. [smug-smiling at Brian]