Queer as Folk2000

Michael Novotny:
[answering his cell phone] Hello, sports fans!

Brian Kinney:
[on the phone] I'm coming to get you.

Michael Novotny:
[on the phone] It's okay. I'm having a really good time. She's really nice.

Brian Kinney:
[on the phone] She's really nice? Do you think she and her friends would be really nice if they knew the little charade you were playing? They'd probably tie you to a fence and bash your brains in.

Michael Novotny:
[on the phone] They're not like that.

Brian Kinney:
[on the phone] Not like that, huh? Listen to me, Mikey. Are you listening?

Michael Novotny:
[on the phone] Yeah, I'm listening.

Brian Kinney:
[on the phone] There's only two kinds of straight people in this world: The ones that hate you to your face... and the ones that hate you behind your back. Now, get the f*** out of there... because I need you.