Queer as Folk2000

Michael:
So why punish him by not going?

Brian:
Look, it's not if he's gonna know I'm not there.

Michael:
Can't be sure. I read some place...

Brian:
Where? Marvel Comics?

Michael:
...that infants respond to things even while still in the womb. For instance, tension and discord affect them adversely, while playing Mozart and stuff like that makes 'em super smart.

Brian:
Well how do you think listening to the sound of two dikes go down on each other for the past nine months has affected him? Christ. He'll probably grow up to be straight.

Michael:
All the more reason why he needs his dad!