Queer as Folk2000

Lindsay 'Linz' Peterson:
[Melanie and Lindsay walk in, Melanie's pissed.] Should I freeze this or toss it? [Melanie slams the dish on the counter, then storms to the dining room.] I'd rather not have it around when i'm trying to get back into shape... [Lindsay walks into the dining room.] So how long is this gonna go on? Or do you plan never to speak to me ever again?

Melanie 'Mel' Marcus:
[slams dish] What would you like me to say?

Lindsay 'Linz' Peterson:
Anything.

Melanie 'Mel' Marcus:
All right, how about "I have a house full of uneaten cold cuts and an uncircumcised son"! How's that? [picks up some plates and storms to the kitchen]

Lindsay 'Linz' Peterson:
[sips some orange juice] Look, [follows Melanie into the kitchen] Brian's gonna take out the insurance policy. At least he's agreed to do that. That's something, isn't it?

Melanie 'Mel' Marcus:
Oh, my consolation prize!

Lindsay 'Linz' Peterson:
Well, it was important enough to you last week!

Melanie 'Mel' Marcus:
So was this afternoon. But now I have been humiliated in front of our friends, my relatives, Rabbi Protesh... Where's the goddamn plastic wrap? [Lindsay hands it to her, Melanie snatches out of Lindsay's hand.] And you let him do it!

Lindsay 'Linz' Peterson:
Me?

Melanie 'Mel' Marcus:
You're the one who decided to call off the brisk. Of course, I know it's not very important to you or Brian but it happens to be a very important ritual in my family.

Lindsay 'Linz' Peterson:
You know there are a lot of men who think circumcision is a cruel and barbaric practice?

Melanie 'Mel' Marcus:
[slams the refrigerator shut] I don't care what men think about their d*cks! I care that you put Brian before me. But, you know, why should I be surprised? You always have!

Lindsay 'Linz' Peterson:
Oh, for Christ's sake, are we really gonna go through this again? I don't want to have this conversation!

Melanie 'Mel' Marcus:
Yeah, and I didn't want Brian to be the baby's father in the first place. But no, you had to have it your way. It had to be Brian or no one! So now he's a part of our lives forever! Whether we like it or not!