Queer as Folk2000

Brian Kinney:
Give me a minute between rounds, then you can have a go at me.

Debbie:
Article 14 of the Supermom handbook, says no kicking a**holes when they're down, they'd take away my halo.

Brian Kinney:
I'm not an a**hole, I'm just drawn that way.

Debbie:
I'm sorry to disagree with you, kiddo, but this time the likeness is accurate.

Brian Kinney:
I thought you weren't going to beat me up?

Debbie:
Let me finish. But I understand, because you're jealous.

Brian Kinney:
I don't do jealous. Jealous is for lesbians.

Debbie:
Well, then you'd better start liking p*ssy, because you're gor a little green eyed monster inside you that is eating your gut.

Brian Kinney:
You mean that's not the coffee?

Debbie:
I figure you'd have some smart ass remark and deny your feelings as always, but you don't fool me. Because if you didn't love them as much as you do, you wouldn't give a sh*t that they're spending time together and sharing something you're not a part of. What you don't get is, they feel the same way about you, even more so. They worship the ground you walk on, or can't you see it? You're their f***ing hero. At least you were.