Queer as Folk2000

Brian Kinney:
If I don't get this account, I'll be f***ed. And without lube.

Emmett Honeycutt:
And that's a bad thing?

Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny:
It's amazing how you always work anal intercourse into the conversation.

Brian Kinney:
Hey, you try spending an evening with some back-slapping breeder from out of town, smoking cigars, and talking about p*ssy.

Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt:
I'd love to hear what you have to say about p*ssy.

Brian Kinney:
That is a good thing you got one, because you wouldn't know what to do with a dick.

Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny:
Move over. So you boys in the mood for something sweet, or are you gonna pick up a little something at Woody's? [pinches Michael's cheeks]

Michael Novotny:
Ma, stop pinching my cheeks.

Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny:
Oh, bend over so I can pinch the other ones.