Queer as Folk2000

Emmett Honeycutt:
[referring to himself, Brian, and Michael] Looks like it's ah... it's just us, the three musketeers.

Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny:
More like the Pointer Sisters.

Michael Novotny:
I can't go either.

Brian Kinney:
What's your excuse?

Michael Novotny:
I have to go back to the store. We're restocking.

Emmett Honeycutt:
Poor baby. Spend the entire evening alone in that dreary crap emporium?

Michael Novotny:
Tracy will be there.

Brian Kinney:
Your bride-to-be?

Michael Novotny:
She's not my bride-to-be.

Brian Kinney:
Then you can tell her who you really are.

Emmett Honeycutt:
I agree. I always say,: "come clean, or don't come at all".

Michael Novotny:
I can't. Where I work, they laugh at faggots.

Brian Kinney:
And the only faggots worth laughing at are the ones who don't tell the truth. Don't be one of those a**holes who hides, Mikey. And stop leading her on.

Michael Novotny:
Who's leading her on? We're counting cartons of toilet paper.

Brian Kinney:
Yeah, which you can use because you're so full of sh*t.

Emmett Honeycutt:
Don't touch me.