Queer as Folk2000

Michael Novotny:
That's sexual harassment.

Brian Kinney:
Yeah, remind me to press charges.

Michael Novotny:
What does he look like?

Brian Kinney:
Like the kind of guy, if he wagged his dick in front of you, you wouldn't look twice. But if he dangled his account in front of you, you might consider it.

Michael Novotny:
You're kidding? You wouldn't actually do...? Would you?

Brian Kinney:
Well, considering some of the other things I've done.

Michael Novotny:
Yeah, but that was for fun. You've never done anything like this.

Brian Kinney:
You're so beautifully naive, Mikey. It's business. You f*** or you get f***ed.

Michael Novotny:
Yeah, only which end are you on?