Queer as Folk2000

Michael Novotny:
[Brian opens the door, and finds Michael standing there. Michael enters the loft, and Brian's eyes focus on his outfit all the way in.] Oh shut up!

Brian Kinney:
Who did this thing to you? Ah, let me guess. Emmett Bellarenta?

Michael Novotny:
Should've just worn my jeans, but he said, [imitating Emmett's tone] "No, you can't go out in a date like that".

Brian Kinney:
You've got a date?

Michael Novotny:
Yeah.

Brian Kinney:
A date? [hugging Michael] Mikey's got a date!

Michael Novotny:
I'm gonna call and cancel.

Brian Kinney:
The f*** you are!

Michael Novotny:
Well, I can't go like this!

Brian Kinney:
You're right. [walks to get his shopping bag] Here, try this.

Michael Novotny:
[looking at the shirt Brian just threw at him] Are you sure?

Brian Kinney:
I've got dozens of them.

Michael Novotny:
It's weird going on a date.

Brian Kinney:
Make sure he opens the car door for you and pulls your chair out.

Michael Novotny:
That's what I mean. It's so... hetero. You ever been on a real date?

Brian Kinney:
... Once. I ended up f***ing the waiter.

Michael Novotny:
I don't know what to do or say.

Brian Kinney:
Just be yourself.

Michael Novotny:
That should make the evening fly by! Why can't we just... fast-forward to the sex?

Brian Kinney:
The point of a date, so it's been explained to me by those who do that sort of thing, is that you actually get to know the other person before you f*** them.

Michael Novotny:
What a dumb idea! What if you don't like them?

Brian Kinney:
Worse yet: what if you do?